DILLIGAF

DILLIGAF #125

2011-04-15T11:55:00.001-04:00

Homestuck is this big multimedia internet thing. Most people call it a webcomic, but it’s got videos and music and interactive bits too, so… I don’t know what it is. You should read it if you like things that are funny but also hurt your eyeballs and take up all of your free time.

DILLIGAF #124

2011-04-08T16:07:00.004-04:00

Now, as I before hinted, I have no objection to any persons religion, be it what it may, so long as that person does not kill or any other person, because that other person don't believe it also. But when a man's religion becomes really frantic; when it is a positive torment to him; and, in fine, makes this earth of ours an uncomfortable in to lodge in; then I think it high time to take that individual aside and argue the point with him.

And just so now I did with Queequeg. "Queequeg," said I, "get into bed now, and lie and listen to me." I then went on, beginning with the rise and progress of the primitive religions, and coming down to the various religions of the present time, during which time I labored to show Queequeg that all these Lents, Ramadans, and prolonged ham-squattings in cold, cheerless rooms were stark nonsense; bad for the health; useless for the soul; opposed, in short, to the obvious laws of Hygiene and common sense. I told him, too, that he being in other things such an extremely sensible and sagacious savage, it pained me, very badly pained me, to see him now so deplorably foolish about this ridiculous Ramadan of his.

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He looked at me with a sort of condescending concern and compassion, as though he thought it a great pity that such a sensible young man should be so hopelessly lost to evangelical pagan piety.

–Moby Dick by Herman Melville, Chapter 17: Ramadan

tl;dr: Ishmael is basically this guy. In related news, I love Privilege-Denying Dude.

Remember when I drew comics that weren't based on Moby Dick? Me neither.

DILLIGAF #123

2011-04-01T16:18:00.001-04:00

I drew a kitchen! :D Click to view bigger.

DILLIGAF #122

2011-03-25T14:50:00.001-04:00

Punchlines are for the weak.

DILLIGAF #121

2011-03-18T17:07:00.004-04:00

Bonus Venn diagram:

Please note that this is not the first Juggalopin to grace the internet. That dubious honor belongs to D-Ray and her blog How to Win Enemies and Influence Children.

DILLIGAF #120

2011-03-11T16:11:00.000-05:00

Super radcore.

DILLIGAF #119

2011-03-04T12:01:00.001-05:00

We take a break from your regularly scheduled nonsense to bring you two dudes making out. You're welcome.

DILLIGAF #118

2011-02-25T09:22:00.000-05:00

But it's full of antioxidants!

DILLIGAF #117

2011-02-18T09:24:00.001-05:00

A belated Valentine from Queequeg to Ishmael. Yes, that is a whale heart. Valentine's is interesting when your ~~boyfriend~~ totally platonic buddy is a harpooneer

DILLIGAF #116

2011-02-11T09:02:00.001-05:00

Seriously, though, this book is really, really gay.

DILLIGAF #115

2011-02-04T23:42:00.003-05:00

Click on it to make it bigger. No, seriously.

Text taken from chapter two of Herman Melville's Moby Dick. It's funny because the word "queer" meant something different back then.

DILLIGAF #114

2011-01-29T10:34:00.000-05:00

Apologies for the missed deadline.

DILLIGAF #113

2011-01-26T14:10:00.002-05:00

And then I saved over the .psd file with the flattened, resized .jpg file. Because I have the stupid.

DILLIGAF #112

2011-01-24T17:21:00.003-05:00

A medical degree allows you to get away with pretty much anything.

DILLIGAF #111

2011-01-21T09:48:00.001-05:00

just just kiddinging

DILLIGAF #110

2011-01-19T09:33:00.000-05:00

DILLIGAF #109

2011-01-17T11:00:00.001-05:00

For extra credit, point out everything wrong with the statement that set Leigh off.

DILLIGAF #108

2011-01-14T09:08:00.002-05:00

It's a fantastic game. Just don't cheat.

DILLIGAF #107

2011-01-12T10:27:00.000-05:00

Context is for the weak.

DILLIGAF #106

2011-01-10T08:30:00.000-05:00

DILLIGAF #105 - CHRISTMAS!

2010-12-25T19:51:00.001-05:00

To the tune of "Jingle Bells," with some lyrical help from D-Ray Ex Machina.

DILLIGAF #104

2010-12-13T08:51:00.000-05:00

Bad Pun Theatre presents~!

DILLIGAF #103

2010-12-10T10:16:00.000-05:00

Old joke, new art.

DILLIGAF #102

2010-12-08T09:00:00.000-05:00

DILLIGAF #101

2010-12-06T09:04:00.001-05:00

Status quo: restored?

DILLIGAF #100

2010-12-03T10:18:00.000-05:00

For the 100th strip... not much happens.

DILLIGAF #99

2010-11-19T21:22:00.001-05:00

This is based on the statue of Dante and Virgil in the Boston Museum of Fine Arts. The first panel is a pretty faithful rendition of the statue as it appears in the museum. The next two panels... well, you know.

DILLIGAF #98

2010-11-17T17:35:00.000-05:00

DILLIGAF #97

2010-11-15T16:42:00.001-05:00

Yes, no, maybe, lobster?

DILLIGAF #96

2010-11-12T19:16:00.001-05:00

The Mouse is going to kill me.

DILLIGAF #95

2010-11-10T16:33:00.000-05:00

It's funnier if you read it out loud.

DILLIGAF #94

2010-11-01T07:27:00.002-04:00

The photo is Paul Rudolph, the architect who designed my school. Said school is slowly sinking into the swamp, among other things.

No comic this Wednesday or Friday, because I will be on a plaaaaaane.

DILLIGAF #93

2010-10-29T17:30:00.000-04:00

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DILLIGAF #92

2010-10-27T16:54:00.001-04:00

Click it to make it bigger.

DILLIGAF #91

2010-10-25T20:01:00.003-04:00

And with this, we leave Serioustown behind.

DILLIGAF #90

2010-10-22T08:52:00.003-04:00

Don't be so hard on him, Pro. Even the best of allies mess up sometimes.

DILLIGAF #89

2010-10-20T09:05:00.001-04:00

Violence averted, for now.

DILLIGAF #88

2010-10-18T10:26:00.002-04:00

Oh no, violence! D:

DILLIGAF #87

2010-10-15T17:22:00.003-04:00

I'd forgotten how much fun it was to make these things traditionally.

DILLIGAF #86

2010-10-13T17:30:00.001-04:00

You are now entering serioustown.

DILLIGAF #85

2010-10-11T13:14:00.001-04:00

So hardcore.

DILLIGAF #84

2010-10-08T13:56:00.002-04:00

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DILLIGAF #83

2010-10-06T23:51:00.000-04:00

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DILLIGAF #82

2010-10-04T17:53:00.000-04:00

Wherein character designs change from panel to panel.

DILLIGAF #81

2010-10-01T16:54:00.002-04:00

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DILLIGAF #80

2010-09-29T11:23:00.000-04:00

I got a million of 'em.

DILLIGAF #79

2010-09-27T09:04:00.000-04:00

Two panels, to make up for all that six-panel nonsense.

DILLIGAF #78

2010-09-24T18:09:00.001-04:00

This six-panel business needs to stop.

DILLIGAF #77

2010-09-22T16:28:00.000-04:00

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DILLIGAF #76

2010-09-20T07:03:00.000-04:00

Oooooh, spooky.

DILLIGAF #75

2010-09-17T09:09:00.001-04:00

Six panels again? What is wrong with me.

DILLIGAF #74

2010-09-15T08:17:00.000-04:00

These are my feelings on hurricanes.

DILLIGAF #73

2010-09-13T22:18:00.000-04:00

Old DILLIGAF is oooooold...

DILLIGAF #72

2010-09-10T07:11:00.002-04:00

Six panels? Surely I've gone mad.

DILLIGAF #71

2010-09-08T07:07:00.002-04:00

Lord of the Rings fancomic, because I am a nerrrrrrd.

DILLIGAF #70

2010-09-06T10:53:00.001-04:00

We've had interesting weather lately.

Considering switching to a Tuesday/Thursday schedule because of the start of my new school year. How would that sit with everyone?

DILLIGAF #69

2010-09-03T15:24:00.001-04:00

The real joke is that it's not even Wednesday, as those of you with calendars can attest.

DILLIGAF #68

2010-09-01T13:03:00.002-04:00

DILLIGAF #67

2010-08-30T10:39:00.002-04:00

DILLIGAF #66

2010-08-27T08:43:00.000-04:00

DILLIGAF #65

2010-08-25T09:55:00.000-04:00

DILLIGAF #64

2010-08-23T08:29:00.002-04:00

DILLIGAF #63

2010-08-20T11:07:00.000-04:00

DILLIGAF #62

2010-08-18T08:21:00.000-04:00

DILLIGAF #61

2010-08-16T07:43:00.002-04:00

Punctuality is important, kids.

DILLIGAF #60

2010-08-13T07:58:00.002-04:00

And the legend finally, mercifully, ends. For now.

DILLIGAF #59

2010-08-11T07:55:00.000-04:00

DILLIGAF #58

2010-08-09T08:50:00.000-04:00

The adventure continues!

DILLIGAF #57

2010-08-06T18:50:00.001-04:00

And now, the Cerebus Syndrome sets in.

DILLIGAF #56

2010-08-04T17:21:00.001-04:00

Leigh is not a great driver.

DILLIGAF #55

2010-08-02T09:31:00.002-04:00

GET IT BECAUSE NARWHALS ARE UNICORNS

We will return to your regularly scheduled less-obscure nonsense on Wednesday.

DILLIGAF #54

2010-07-30T17:22:00.001-04:00

And again, my "everyone is a Drizzt fan" theory rears its ugly head. You may notice that Drizzt has a fish's tail. I swear there is a reason for it.

Once upon a time, I was in class with D-Ray, and she drew Drizzt from the waist-up. She then passed the drawing to me to finish. I did not feel like drawing legs at the time, so I gave him fins.

Since then, we've been drawing MerDrizzts everywhere. This is just one of them. Enjoy.

DILLIGAF #53

2010-07-28T20:32:00.000-04:00

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DILLIGAF #52

2010-07-26T06:52:00.000-04:00

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DILLIGAF #51

2010-07-19T18:54:00.002-04:00

Another unfunny bio comic.

No comics for you this Wednesday and Friday (goin' on a business trip, heck yeah), but we'll be back on schedule for Monday. Hopefully my legions of fans won't abandon me during this little hiatus.

DILLIGAF #50

2010-07-16T17:17:00.002-04:00

This is a totally legitimate fear, you guys. Click to enlarge.

DILLIGAF #49

2010-07-14T17:34:00.002-04:00

It was funnier in my head.

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DILLIGAF #48

2010-07-12T17:25:00.001-04:00

I named Daisy after my dog, since they have the same hair color (brown) and IQ score (5).

DILLIGAF #47

2010-07-09T17:20:00.006-04:00

Here I assume that every member of my vast readership is also a fan of The Legend of Drizzt. Click to enlarge.

DILLIGAF #46

2010-07-07T17:17:00.002-04:00

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DILLIGAF #44

2010-07-06T17:14:00.001-04:00

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DILLIGAF #43

2010-07-02T20:05:00.000-04:00

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DILLIGAF #42

2010-06-30T17:26:00.000-04:00

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DILLIGAF #41

2010-06-28T20:12:00.000-04:00

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DILLIGAF #40

2010-06-25T20:36:00.000-04:00

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DILLIGAF #39

2010-06-23T17:07:00.002-04:00

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DILLIGAF #38

2010-06-21T17:28:00.002-04:00

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DILLIGAF #37

2010-06-18T19:44:00.001-04:00

This "schedule" thing would be a lot easier if I could remember what day it was.

DILLIGAF #36

2010-06-16T18:31:00.000-04:00

DILLIGAF updates Mon-Wed-Fri now. Tell your friends.

DILLIGAF #35

2010-06-14T17:26:00.000-04:00

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DILLIGAF #34

2010-06-13T16:11:00.003-04:00

Sunday color edition. Click to enlarge.

DILLIGAF #33

2010-06-12T13:47:00.000-04:00

True story. Click to enlarge.

DILLIGAF #32

2010-06-11T17:48:00.001-04:00

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DILLIGAF #31

2010-06-10T17:35:00.000-04:00

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DILLIGAF #30

2010-06-09T19:14:00.000-04:00

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DILLIGAF #29

2010-06-08T07:25:00.002-04:00

Blast from the past.

DILLIGAF #28

2010-06-07T07:06:00.000-04:00

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DILLIGAF #27

2010-06-06T08:39:00.006-04:00

Sunday color edition.

DILLIGAF #26

2010-06-05T08:22:00.002-04:00

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DILLIGAF #25

2010-06-04T19:19:00.001-04:00

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