DILLIGAF #125

Homestuck is this big multimedia internet thing. Most people call it a webcomic, but it’s got videos and music and interactive bits too, so… I don’t know what it is. You should read it if you like things that are funny but also hurt your eyeballs and take up all of your free time.

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Now, as I before hinted, I have no objection to any persons religion, be it what it may, so long as that person does not kill or any other person, because that other person don't believe it also. But when a man's religion becomes really frantic; when it is a positive torment to him; and, in fine, makes this earth of ours an uncomfortable in to lodge in; then I think it high time to take that individual aside and argue the point with him.

And just so now I did with Queequeg. "Queequeg," said I, "get into bed now, and lie and listen to me." I then went on, beginning with the rise and progress of the primitive religions, and coming down to the various religions of the present time, during which time I labored to show Queequeg that all these Lents, Ramadans, and prolonged ham-squattings in cold, cheerless rooms were stark nonsense; bad for the health; useless for the soul; opposed, in short, to the obvious laws of Hygiene and common sense. I told him, too, that he being in other things such an extremely sensible and sagacious savage, it pained me, very badly pained me, to see him now so deplorably foolish about this ridiculous Ramadan of his.

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He looked at me with a sort of condescending concern and compassion, as though he thought it a great pity that such a sensible young man should be so hopelessly lost to evangelical pagan piety.

–Moby Dick by Herman Melville, Chapter 17: Ramadan

tl;dr: Ishmael is basically this guy. In related news, I love Privilege-Denying Dude.

Remember when I drew comics that weren't based on Moby Dick? Me neither.

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I drew a kitchen! :D Click to view bigger.

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Punchlines are for the weak.

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Bonus Venn diagram:



Please note that this is not the first Juggalopin to grace the internet. That dubious honor belongs to D-Ray and her blog How to Win Enemies and Influence Children.

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Super radcore.

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We take a break from your regularly scheduled nonsense to bring you two dudes making out. You're welcome.

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But it's full of antioxidants!

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A belated Valentine from Queequeg to Ishmael. Yes, that is a whale heart. Valentine's is interesting when your boyfriend totally platonic buddy is a harpooneer

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Seriously, though, this book is really, really gay.

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Click on it to make it bigger. No, seriously.

Text taken from chapter two of Herman Melville's Moby Dick. It's funny because the word "queer" meant something different back then.

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Apologies for the missed deadline.

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And then I saved over the .psd file with the flattened, resized .jpg file. Because I have the stupid.

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A medical degree allows you to get away with pretty much anything.

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just just kiddinging

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For extra credit, point out everything wrong with the statement that set Leigh off.

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It's a fantastic game. Just don't cheat.

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Context is for the weak.

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